if i ever stop reblogging this it’s because i’m dead and in my grave.
iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels
"w is not a vowel"
every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount) ←
Anonymous asked: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.