Posted 8 hours ago

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

Posted 13 hours ago

odysseiarex:

none gender with left female

Posted 13 hours ago
Posted 1 day ago

liluminati:

toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

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without it its just

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(Source: laptoplucifer)

Posted 2 days ago
I read what you wrote on that post about the girlfriend, and the broken video games, and I just want to applaud you. You are so great for putting in words the meaning and definition of feminism. I try so much to explain to people what feminism is, but they always just brush me off and don't understand. I'm glad there's people like you around. You are theeeee best.
narglesundermybed asked

thank you ;c;

Posted 2 days ago

22-07-2009:

aimlessme:

amoying:

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

Probably dead

Probably

Posted 2 days ago
thelse:

thiss was on my dashboard in 2011

thelse:

thiss was on my dashboard in 2011

Posted 2 days ago

kizatchi:

i like this because they give you no reasons as to why you should make bing your default search engine, they just tell you to do it and show you a photo of a chameleon warily eyeing the word microsoft

Posted 2 days ago

fecloras:

when the teacher calls you up to present in front of the class

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Posted 3 days ago

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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Posted 3 days ago

deathlyj0y:

honestly some asexuals make more innuendos than a lot of sexual people bc a lot of us find sex to be this hilarious thing to joke about so 

(Source: death-has-arrived)

Posted 3 days ago
TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN
kittenterrible asked

LAUGHS FOR 876 YEARS

Posted 3 days ago
I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?
Anonymous asked

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

Posted 5 days ago

littners:

when you like someone more than they like you

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Posted 5 days ago

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING