when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog
becoming an adult is weird
it’s like
wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule
wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos
wait what?
did i stutter
u don’t wanna date me… *chuckles* *slides $20 across the table* how about now
One of the most annoying things about me is that I constantly need to be reassured that you haven’t started hating me for some reason
Are girls getting more beautiful or am I getting more gay?
i’m getting more gay
i get caught off guard when people acknowledge my presence because im so irrelevant i sometimes forget i even exist
(Source: anotherdeadstark)