Posted 4 hours ago

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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Posted 4 hours ago

deathlyj0y:

honestly some asexuals make more innuendos than a lot of sexual people bc a lot of us find sex to be this hilarious thing to joke about so 

(Source: death-has-arrived)

Posted 5 hours ago
TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN
kittenterrible asked

LAUGHS FOR 876 YEARS

Posted 5 hours ago
I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?
Anonymous asked

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

Posted 1 day ago

littners:

when you like someone more than they like you

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Posted 1 day ago

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

Posted 2 days ago
tommypickles:

the only acceptable haircut

tommypickles:

the only acceptable haircut

Posted 2 days ago

cedrikaprovencher:

landorus:

i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that

les anglophones volent des mots à d’autres langues puis chialent parce qu’ils ne sont pas orthographiés comme ils le voudraient

(Source: landorus)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

iguanamouth:

last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that mike was colorblind

Posted 2 days ago

captain-rel:

katiebooped:

imgonnapeeorange:

learning all the words to a song where the singer sings really fast so you can sing along at the same speed is honestly the most satisfying thing

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and if you’re really hardcore

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Posted 2 days ago

strippedtease:

i love white people

Posted 2 days ago

nentindo:

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

timelordparadise:

Sweet dreams are made of

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